Balexititus

Balexititus is a non lethal but extremely infectious disease that infected the human race.

It all started when the Great Balex was having a chat with Dacky in hyperspace. Dacky was too funny and Balex started laughing. He laughed so hard that he chocked on his spit and coughed. A glob of spit flew into Barry's eyes as a result (Even though they were one dimensional, it still got in). Barry got mad and wiped it off and the spit plummeted back at Balex. It went right into him and into his universe. It was on a crash course with Balexia. The spit coated many Balexians but they were not affected. What was bad was that it infected many humans, some of whom, returned to Earth. The spit carried a Balexian disease. The human's called it "Balexititus". Its symptoms were not lethal but heavily impaired humans that were infected by it. It caused immense laziness, severe slurring when talking, bad stamina and endurance, memory loss and a slow metabolic rate which lead to obesity. At first, infection was slow but soon, nearly the entire human population was infected. The symtoms rendered the human society obselete and Earth fell into chaos. It was a catastrophe. No food were being produced due to lazy farmers, products weren't manufactured and laws weren't enforced.

Eventually, the humans were cured by all eating a small part of the Sacred Doughnut, which contained a cure, made by the Great Balex.